The REALLY Red Carpet

Now I'm just wondering why at the QVC party Helena's on a REALLY red carpet and the  Kardashian's is more maroon. How do you think she feels being spliced in with the not so spicy duo? Also why is QVC giving a party??? Is Helena going to hawk her vintage Vivian Westwoods? Hmmm let's imagine a QVC swag bag. A Prepology spice Dome w. 16 Spices...Suze Orman's Financial System...8 Kansas City Steaks...Dennis Basso Microfiber Jacket w. Leopard Lining and an Isaac Mizrahi Bling Boyfriend Bracelet (40$ value)...in I imagine a recycled tote, touting Quality-Value and Convenience. Makes me want to party crash. See you later with the Red Carpet Roundup!